Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.
Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.
Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?
Santa, ghabraate hue: Ji... main...vo... kuchh nahin.. bas aise hi...
Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do...
Santa please: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.