Saturday, 16 July 2016

Girl boy jokes

👨 Me : Hi dear..
👩 Girl : 🙋
👨Me : how r u .??
👩Girl : 😊👍
👨Me : missing me..?
👩Girl : 😜
👨Me : yaar, meri tabiyat kharab hai.
👩Girl : 😱
👨Me : Or bata, Aaj ka din kaisa guzra...???
👩Girl : 👌
👨Me : busy hai kya tu...???
👩Girl : ✔
👨Me : kyu ?? kya kr rhi h ???
👩Girl : 💅
👨 Me : Koi paas me hai tere..???
👩Girl : ❌
👨Me : To fir kuch likh bhi de,
apne Baap ki shaklein kyu send kar rahi hai ???
👩Girl:- 😢😡
👨 Me : Acha listen, i heard u failed in English ??
👩Girl : Who TELLED you ?? It is UNpossible..
I sawED d result yesterday... I Passed AWAY
Me : Rehne de pagali, tu smiley hi use kar..
😂😂😂😎😛😜😃😂😂😂😎😛😜😃

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