Sunday, 26 March 2017

Corporate joke

Corporate joke
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A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost...

*She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below :-* 
_"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."_

*Man below replied :-* 
_"You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude."_

*Lady :-* _"You must be an engineer."_

*Man :-* _"How do you know?"_

*Lady :-* _"Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost."_

*Engineer :-* _"You must be in Top Management."_

*Lady :-* _"Ya. How do you know?"_

*Engineer :-* _"You don't know where you are or where you're going, you have no technical knowledge._ 
_You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep & you expect people beneath you to solve your problems..!!"_

😀😀😀😃😃😃😄😄😄

_*A must read n circulate for all working professionals...!!*_😛

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